wipedout

you see this right?
what is it
it’s a parcel
of weed
can I have it
no
I’m saving it
for the blog
why??? blog can’t smoke weed only wee can
fork it
no
why
said
cmon
nah
fine
you’re not getting any of this guacamole in that case
guacamole, weed, your teenage currency of desire does not move me
oh please what is this we’re “trapped in… a song”?
right
fine

huff

solid gold minutes of time hella elapse and another gentlemen is added to the salon by god
god: here he be, another dude for with whom to relax and speak your mind
abel: thanks mate whoops got some stout porter in my beard mmmm smells like “pussy”
god: i smote you and yr bad posture and yr weakkneed bad dreams etc
smoaker’s rep: hey fellas I’m smoaker’s rep I’m hired by kamel to make suer everbody’s got the cigs they need
smoaker’s rep: yeah so who needs em
smoaker’s rep: [shrugs]
fatboys: wipeout