Act One, Scene One
A twenty-something unshaven non-overweight white MAN with touseled hair in on stage with a dog. The dog is alert and happy seeming. A retreiver or mix, but shouldn’t be too much of a mutt.
MAN [scoldingly, to dog]: What did you just eat?
The dog looks at him, tentatively wags its tail.
MAN: You know you’re not supposed to eat things off the ground. What did you eat?
[The dog looks at the man expectantly. Wags its tail a little.]
[NEVER] TO BE CONTINUED …