Tabla for Two

K: I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE TOO TIRED TO GO DANCING BUT THEN I SAW ON PAVEMENT OR FACEBOOK WHEREEVER YOU UPDATED YOUR “LIKES” TO INCLUDE “VIETNAMESE SANDWICHES” SO IT LOOKS LIKE WHO’S NOT TOO TIRED TO SURF THE FUCKING NET

K2: i’m so sorry baby it was just that i couldn’t stop thinking about those sandwiches and posting my preference for them on the web was almost like a Exorcism

K: EFF THAT  I FEEL SICK CAN’T SPEAK.  OUT  NOW -.OUT  OUT NOW OUT

K2: baby please don’t baby please don’t baby please don’t baby

K: SHUTIT- JUST CANNIT POCKO.  MAKE IT UP BY PUTTING ON THAT GREASER OUTFIT I LOVE AND TAKE ME TO THE SUPERCHUNK SOCK-HOP LINDY PARTY THAT SUPERCHUNK IS GOING TO BE PLAYING ALL “TRAIN FROM KANSAS CITY”–STYLE GIRL-GROUP COVERS AND EVERYONE DRESSED TO THE NINES TO THE TENS

K2: oh sweetie I love you too it’s just that sometimes when i look in the mirror i don’t see a dude, i don’t see your husband, i don’t see the lovable veterinarian who all the town loves to wave to and even hang out in the vet’s lobby drinking the free coffee and listening to the awesome noisy loud “indie rock” we play all the time because the animals don’t mind but

K: BZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTTTZTZT