-accidentally bought box of decaffeinated tea
-accidentally ran over group of people making love in middle of street
-accidentally hurt Papía’s feelings, badly
-accidentally reread angry letter from Papîa Lobos-Gruyelle
-thought about the similiarities and differences between Papía and Papîa
-accidentally smoked letter from P L-G in the tiny bong that hangs from my keychain
-accidentally wrote 50,000-word manuscript about obesity and nightblindness in the form of an unstageable play and submitted it to Coffee House Press for consideration
-accidentally smoked rejection letter from CH Press in tiny bong that hangs from keychain
-accidentally started a blog-flame-war with Tao Lin, who blockaded California’s access to caffeine and thus defeated me handily
-accidentally smoked a huge leaf of pot that drifted down like volcanic ash through the open passenger-side window of my vintage Honda
-accidentally cancelled my wordpress account, incinerating this blog
-accidentally committed acts of emotional terrorism on the internet