WRITING IS A PERFORMANCE
AND HOW MANY PLAYS HAVE BEEN PERFORMED IN AUGUST RESPECTABLE THEATERS IN NEW YORK CITY BY DRUNK ACTORS
IS THIS A PROPER SCHOOL OF ACTING? DRUNK ACTING?
GUYS, I’M WASTED
AND HERE I AM ON THE INTERNET, HOLDING MY fIREHOSE
I’M THE CLEVERSEST PERSIMMON IN THE BUCKET
AND THE BUCKET IS EMPTY
I WENT TO “DADDY’S” AND DRANK A BASKET OF WHISKEY WITH INTERNET PRIVACY, WHO IS A FINE WRITER AND SOMEONE I ADMIRE DEEPLY, WHO WITH HIS INTERNET SAVVY AND HIS CRITICAL THINKING SKILLS WILL SURELY FIND THIS WEB SITE
I ENJOYED LISTENING TO HIM RESPOND TO MY EGOISTIC, EARNEST ENQUIRIES WITH GRACE AND TINY GLASSES
GOD, FISH, BREATH, WATER
NARNIA, SPAIN, LONDON, INDIANA
CHANGE, SQUASH, BUTTS, FAT,
LABIA, LARD, LARDO, LANYARD
SO IT’S NEW YORK, AND IT’S YOUR OWN CRITICAL FACULTIES PREENING IN THE MIRROR, “OH, OH, THIS DRESS MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A FALUN GIXEN, A TROMPE L’FOXXXXX, WEAR IT, GIRL, AND BE BLONDE AGAINE”
SHAME ON YOU, SHAME ON RICE, SHAME ON ME SHAME ME TWICE
LADLES APPROACHING INFINITY
MY FEELINGS CAN BE TWO THINGS TONIGHT: HURT OR BLESSéD. WHICH ONE YOU PICK? BAMFA
DUDE, I’M WASTED, I HAVE TO GO TO SLEEP, I JUST ATE A TUNA MELT, THERE IS NO-ONE WHAT WILL MAKE YOU A TUNA MELT AT 3 A.M. IN SAN FRANCISCO UNLESS IT’S YOUR GORGEOUS WIFE BUTTHEENISTRIAHG, AND ONLY THEN HER MELTSZ IS FULL OF RESENTMINTS AND PIMIENTOES
LOUCHE/LARBB
