traipsin

the campers scampers into the damon runyonesque food storage closet facility.

when I am in New York City, I am going to grind the air surrounding your armpits into a milky golden powder. OK???

this is the laziest blog post of all time

I like it when the newspaper editorial you’re reading online about the death of print talks about “the product you are accustomed to holding in your hands”

along the lines of my coolio email tip from before:

if someone sends you an email to which you have not much to say other than “awesome!” or “great!” or “thanks!”, why not consider sending an email with no text whatsoever, and just this image, as a pasted graphic?

Kool-AidMan