SEXUAL LEPRECHAUN: I don’t have time to blog. I’m busy at work.
ANTHROPOMORPHIZED FIRE HYDRANT: Baby, my love can’t wait. Blog me. Blog me!!!
SL: OK.
AFH: Is that all you’ve got? Don’t stop!
[a cool bass-line kicks in]
SL: “Woot”
AFH: etc
SEXUAL LEPRECHAUN: I don’t have time to blog. I’m busy at work.
ANTHROPOMORPHIZED FIRE HYDRANT: Baby, my love can’t wait. Blog me. Blog me!!!
SL: OK.
AFH: Is that all you’ve got? Don’t stop!
[a cool bass-line kicks in]
SL: “Woot”
AFH: etc