Inside Issue One of The Lincoln Donnybrooke

In our inaugural issue:

• A NEW SHORT STORY by ROBERTO BOLAñO
about AFRICAN SPAM EMAILS •

SANDRA PRANCH SMIFF
on THE SEXUALITY of BEERCANS

LARRY KROAHNE on THE INTELLECTUAL FAILURE
OF EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN RED HOOK

SHIMMY VON UNDABE on THE WAY DIFFERENT
TYPES OF RICKSHAWS SMELL •

AN INTERVIEW WITH NOTED VIOLINIST AND
DVD-COLLECTOR (!!!) SARA MEWLKE-GRAFF

• RECORD REVIEWS!?! •

• BOOK REVIEWS. •

• FAKE ERRATA •

• EROTIC ERRATA •

• GNOMIC WHIMPERINGS •

• ETC •

• ON STANDS NEVER •

Edited by Elvis Costello with Marcia Pleadekneathes