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STRESSED-OUT CHANGELING TRACTOR REDACTO TRAIN
FOR $40 AND A MUFFIN I’LL SEND YOU THE DECODER RING FOR THIS POST
I’D BOOK HOMEBOY SANDMAN AT MY BAR DISCO-VAH IN A HOT SECOND
THE SHAME OF THE MOTHRA-CALENDAR CANNOT BE DECODED
LAST NIGHT’S DREAM: WAS HAVING SEX WITH SOMEONE, AND THEY TURNED INTO HILLARY CLINTON AT THE END. NOT KIDDING!!! IF YOU ARE UNDER 18, CLICK HERE
PEACEFUL POETRY COMPOSED WHILST LISTENING TO HIP HOP
UNFORTUNATE AND ALIVE
ALPHABET CITY MILKSHAKE OF TEARS
AND SO ON
I’m drinking emergen-C at Carla’s desk and frinking of frou.