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STRESSED-OUT CHANGELING TRACTOR REDACTO TRAIN

FOR $40 AND A MUFFIN I’LL SEND YOU THE DECODER RING FOR THIS POST

I’D BOOK HOMEBOY SANDMAN AT MY BAR DISCO-VAH IN A HOT SECOND

THE SHAME OF THE MOTHRA-CALENDAR CANNOT BE DECODED

LAST NIGHT’S DREAM: WAS HAVING SEX WITH SOMEONE, AND THEY TURNED INTO HILLARY CLINTON AT THE END. NOT KIDDING!!! IF YOU ARE UNDER 18, CLICK HERE

PEACEFUL POETRY COMPOSED WHILST LISTENING TO HIP HOP

UNFORTUNATE AND ALIVE

ALPHABET CITY MILKSHAKE OF TEARS

AND SO ON

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