lo-carb cheez-cake

I think you should be a LITTLE MORE FAMOUS before you eat that.

ok

now?

I don’t think you’re QUITE famous enough to eat that.

ok.

can i eat it now

no. you’re LESS famous than you were when we STARTED this conversation!

oh. shoot! I don’t know what to do!!

go on tv, start a newspaper column, I dunno, don’t ask ME!

it looks really good, though, low-carb cheesecake, wow

you’ll just have to wait