I think you should be a LITTLE MORE FAMOUS before you eat that.
ok
now?
I don’t think you’re QUITE famous enough to eat that.
ok.
…
can i eat it now
no. you’re LESS famous than you were when we STARTED this conversation!
oh. shoot! I don’t know what to do!!
go on tv, start a newspaper column, I dunno, don’t ask ME!
it looks really good, though, low-carb cheesecake, wow
you’ll just have to wait