[Waiter sets dessert onto the table with unconcealed rage]
WOMAN: Oooooh, what’s this?
WAITER: It’s called Le Figaro. It’s got figs, walnuts, chocolate, cherry liqueur, journalism, and caramelized sugar
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[Jazz-band orchestra hit!!!!!!!!]