—Aaahhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaahahahaa
—Why are you laughing
—I feel nervous
—why
—i didn’t realize the macy’s day parade would be so . . . sexually explicit
—it’s not, those are just the cow’s udders
—I know but don’t you think
—no, jared I DON’T just think
—benita please don’t holler I only mean to say
—let’s go get a taco
—ok
—num num num num
—num num num num
—have you ever heard the expression, ‘derivative trash’
—yes
—do you think it ‘obtains’
—yes
—star wars
—what
—nothing