The Jewish Festival of Sukkot

JAPONICA SMYTH: Let’s walk down 20th Street.

DRESS SHIRT: Can’t. That takes us right by Pete’s.

JS: So?

DS: I’m an olfactory vegan.

JS: ??

DS: I can’t smell meat cooking.

JS: Is that a… dietary restriction?

DS: I don’t know. Are the scents one consumes a part of one’s diet?

JS: I don’t know.

[They watch a short film about the Jewish festival of Sukkot. DS freezes the screen on an image of a beautiful young Jewish woman gathering a bough from a hadar tree.]