Childhood Chores

THE DEVIL [Looks like a male stripper]: As it happens, you left a few chores from childhood unfinished

JONATHAN [Looks like a graphic novelist from Brooklyn]: I’m thirty-six years old

DEVIL: I know how old you are. You didn’t take out the trash, and the kitchen wasn’t mopped three times

J: That house was sold to a Welsh family in 1999. They completely remodeled it

D: You either go back and finish your chores or suffer in an erotic hell for three quarters of eternity. Choose wisely!

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