THE DEVIL [Looks like a male stripper]: As it happens, you left a few chores from childhood unfinished
JONATHAN [Looks like a graphic novelist from Brooklyn]: I’m thirty-six years old
DEVIL: I know how old you are. You didn’t take out the trash, and the kitchen wasn’t mopped three times
J: That house was sold to a Welsh family in 1999. They completely remodeled it
D: You either go back and finish your chores or suffer in an erotic hell for three quarters of eternity. Choose wisely!