No meat unless I’m a guest in someone’s home or under some sort of culinary travel-duress
No alcohol unless I am in love
[Coffee restrictions will require their own post; it’s too complex to get into now]
No marijuana except as an aphrodisiac or if a critic I respect writes convincingly that a film or book or band can only or best be appreciated after smoking a small (or large) amt of good marijuana
no tobacco unless it’s a part of an ethnographic immersion of some kind
no hard drugs unless I need to do them just this once in order to get a really awesome job (movie deal, Zeus’s amanuensis, etc)
no processed foods unless I am hungover or driving for more than ninety minutes
Hilarious.
Sorry for the stupid comment. But, hilarious.