The MS-Word Grant for Emerging Writers

Microsoft should give a young experimental novelist thirty thousand dollars to write a novel with the only requirement being that on the copyright page the grant will be acknowledged alongside the MS-Word logo. And if there is an acknowledgments page, the author would be required to acknowledge the grant there as well. That might help me regain some respect for this shittiest of word processing programs, I hate Microsoft Word

3 thoughts on “The MS-Word Grant for Emerging Writers

  1. hi mro! no, i haven’t used scrivener — looks pretty powerful. I normally hang tough with TextEdit until I need to find out how many words i’ve got, then i paste it into word. My dad, who is at least 2x the mac nerd that I am, likes Pages. I’m going to buy a little tub of hummus soon. Smiles

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