- Here is an essay that’s probably incredibly fun to read by Annie Wyman in the Leland Quarterly (??!)
- Tony Coulter’s LAST-EVER radio show on WFMU today is shredding, plucking, strumming, reverberating, distorting, noodling, etc on my heartstrings. A wonderful radio show by a wonderful DJ. I think he can safely be called one of the “greats”! [link] About 15 minutes left. He’s coming to CA!
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Fast-fwd to the 45:05 mark — I was kind of “phoning it in,” but I think I won a T-shirt anyway!!!
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FEELING KINDA MISANTHROAPEY TODAY
“STUNG BY THE W.A.S.P.” BY MARK MARKHAM
SO PERHAPS YOU’LL JUST LEAVE OLD QUILTY ALONE FOR A SEC
INSIDE JOKE LET OUT INTO THE WORLD FOR THE FIRST TIME
LIKE A HOUSECAT ESCAPED AND SUDDENLY REGRETTING THE DECISION
“WHERE THE FOCK AM I GONNA FIND SOME WHISKAS OUT HERE IN BOYSTOWN, CHICAGO? I AM FUCKED!!!!”
BUT ALL OF A SUDDEN, KITTY MAKES A NEW FRIEND
2 B CONTINUED……
I FEEL ALL OF A SUDDEN
I’M ALL OF A SUDDEN TODAY
SHE’S ALL OF A SUDDEN
SPILLED THAT HONEYPOT, NOW I’M ALL SUDDENSY
MAN IN POLISH ACCENT: I THINK YOU ARE SPECIAL
WOMAN W/ SEXY AMERICAN (B. 1982) ACCENT: YOU THINK I’M SPATIAL?
POLISH MAN: SPECIAL, SPECIAL
WOMAN: I LIKE THAT. I’M “SPATIAL”. THAT’S COOL. WALENTY, SOMETIMES YOU SAY REALLY PROFOUND THINGS, EVEN THOUGH I THINK IT’S JUST YOUR BAD ENGLISH THAT MAKES THEM PROFOUND. YOU’RE LIKE AN OLD PERSON FROM DUPLEX PLANET, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF BEING OLD, YOU’RE POLISH.
2 B CONTINUED….
LITTLE BOY: I THINK OF ADDERALL AS A DATE-RAPE DRUG
TEACHER: SZYMON, GO WAIT OUTSIDE FOR THE REST OF THE CLASS PERIOD. I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR DISRUPTIONS.
SZYMON: AH, FUCK THIS, WITH PLEASURE [GATHERS TRAPPER KEEPER AND PENCIL CASE AND SINGLE SHEET OF 8.5X11 PAPER COVERED IN FRACTIONS AND CY TWOMBLIAN SCRIBBLE AND GOES INTO THE HALL]
SZYMON, ALONE IN HALLWAY:
MY BRAIN IS A ROWDY JUMBLE OF SHIT I SAW ON TV
AND THERE I AM IN THE CLASSROOM, AND THE TEACHER IS TALKING ABOUT “LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR,” AND ALL I CAN THINK IS “OH MY GOD YOU INSUFFERABLE BITCH, FUCKING DIE, DIE”
AND THEN I THINK “MAYBE I HAVE A.D.D., MAYBE I’M LIKE JOZEF, MAYBE I’M A FUCKUP”
BUT THEN I THINK, NO, SZYMON, YOU ARE DIFFERENT THAN JOZEF, YOU ARE STRONG. YOUR BRAIN IS A TV-JUMBLE BUT THIS DOES NOT MAKE YOU A FOOL. YOU CAN USE THE JUMBLE LIKE CHRISTOPHER LLOYD USED TRASH AT THE CONCLUSION OF BACK TO THE FUTURE — TO POWER THE FLYING DELOREAN. TAKE THIS TV TRASH IN YOUR MIND AND LET IT FUEL YOUR BREAKNECK JOURNEY INTO YOUR BRIGHT-ASS FUTURE!
I CAN’T WAIT UNTIL EVERYONE IN SCHOOL BECOMES MONOMANIACALLY OBSESSED WITH DRUGS!
WE’RE GOING TO GET SO HIGH!!!
[CHILDREN BEGIN POURING INTO THE HALLWAY. CLASS IS OVER. ALL-CAPS IS EXHAUSTING TO READ. EASY ENOUGH TO TYPE, THOUGH… THE TEACHER COMES OUT AFTER THE CHILDREN.]
TEACHER: Goodbye, Brygid. Goodbye, Danuta. See you tomorrow, slow-faced Jadwiga.
This is fascinating, via duderino IV
Also, lately Irwin’s been playing jaw-dropping tracks by what sounds like a 9-year-old girl singing beautiful, horrible nonsense over late-80s Prince instrumentals. I’ve never stuck around to find out what they were, until today. Apparently the are by a nine-yr-old girl named Amanda, recorded by her older brother in 1988 or thereabouts (right?) Seems like Irwin has a bunch of CDs of the songs that aren’t on the youtube channel that he plays on wfmu—– but there’s plenty at jerserf to give your mind a hot, long shower