no star


—Why are you laughing

—I feel nervous


—i didn’t realize the macy’s day parade would be so . . . sexually explicit

—it’s not, those are just the cow’s udders

—I know but don’t you think

no, jared I DON’T  just think

—benita please don’t holler I only mean to say

—let’s go get a taco


—num num num num

—num num num num

—have you ever heard the expression, ‘derivative trash’


—do you think it ‘obtains’


—star wars